No? We didn’t either but we got one anyway thanks to our friends at The big cheese.
You too can have your own crappy tune that will get stuck in people’s heads no matter how hard they try to get rid of it. The service is provided by www.horriblejingles.com. You decide how much you want to pay, depending on just how crap you want it to sound (between $10 and $20) and they go away and create the worst possible jingle that they can think of.
Check out ours: